In Which Nipplegate Continues to Weigh on My Subconscious, 3/12/04

I dreamed that I was watching tv and all of a sudden the picture was taken over by close-ups of peoples' asses getting spanked. I was surprised and kept calling to my housemates (whoever they were...) to come check it out, and then we all talked about whether the fallout from that would be worse than the Janet Jackson tit debacle.