Monday, December 17, 2007

A Little Consultation With the Dream Encyclopedia, 11/3/06

I don't necessarily believe that dreams foretell anything, but just to give myself as much information as possible about the poop and pee dreams, I thought I'd check it out. I am pretty sure that the pee dreams usually stem from my actually having to pee in real life. The poop, though... that's another story. I never wake up having to poop.

Pee: this is an unlucky dream symbol. To dream that you are peeing is an omen of bad luck and frustrating times ahead in love.

Poop: this is a great dream symbol, and if it turns out to be an accurate portent, I will stop all of my complaining about how I don't like dreaming about pooping. Poop is a lucky omen of money, wealth, and profits. The more embarrassing the situation, the more luck with money. Why do I suspect that this was made up by a bunch of people who were all as tired of dreaming about pooping as I am?

I guess I'll be unlucky in love at some point in the future, but I stand a good chance of becoming wealthy. Not too bad, considering that everyone ends up unlucky in love at one point or another, but not everyone ends up wealthy.

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