Welcome to the record that I keep of my dreams. I've had vivid dreams all my life, and I have always enjoyed reflecting on them (even the nightmares) during my waking hours. About three years ago, I resolved to remember more about them and keep a written record. Here are the results. I still don't remember all of my dreams, and sometimes I forget to jot down notes until it's too late, but I always report honestly.
Monday, December 17, 2007
The Poop Dream of 11/3/06
Last night, I dreamed about shitting. I was on the toilet and I'd get the poops most of the way out and then they'd stall. I was frustrated by this. Finally, I had the bright idea of wrapping my hand in toilet paper, reaching under there, and giving the poops a gentle pull. It worked! I did it twice, and both times it got the poops moving again and they slid out perfectly. I felt so empty and light afterwards. GROSS! Why I am I dreaming about this?!
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